CURRENTLY IN MY MOBILE PHONE INBOX:
A mountain of poo is too much for one man. Now I know why God portions it into little packages and why he lives on a poo plantation in Hawaii.
I am watching you you queer-bashing homo.
I know. They’re all so hot it makes me wanna go in there and borrow and return books all day long!
I told it to a few people here. Now I have no friends in work. Cheers.
Oh I’ll try to find my way you roast beef!
I really shouldn’t be watching this.
That is the most disgusting thing you’ve ever said. Truly. Well done.
Yep. She’s a freak.
Dear Stigmund, as a trained medical doctor, it is my professional opinion that you smell, and are gay. And you have rabies. Hard luck.
BABOON BABOON BABOON!
That was completely out of line. I can’t stop crying. Thanks for ruining what had been, til now, the best day of my entire life.
Hehe, I’m on the deadly bus! Granny me arse!
stigmund – The Difference Is, He’s Irish
I wish I was Irish. And less different.
Glad to see my private messages to you made it onto the internet. Thanks for that, “friend”.
No problemo. Sure, what are “friends” for?