Close Your Eyes And Lean Back Now

Received this today:

Enlarge your penis up to 10 cm or up to 4 inches!

It’s herbal solution what hasn’t side effect, but has 100% guaranteed results!

Don’t loose your chance and but know wihtout doubts, you will be
impressed with results!

Idiots.

Good to know what hasn’t side effects though. Reassuring. Especially when you’re placing a big order for the new year.

So how are we all today? I’m ecstatic. I’ve found it at last: an article that expresses perfectly the very strong feelings I have for Damien Rice.

So, Roy Keane. He is the ultimate drama queen. Every step he takes in life is another five chapters in his future updated biography. Would anyone else kill for a Roy Keane movie?

New Year’s Eve 2005 will see me jetting off to homosexual Paris for a par-tay with some great friends there. Huzzah. No car-burning jokes from me. Just too easy.

TRUE STORY

This actually happened last week.

American: How old is your daughter?
Mother: 7 weeks now.
American: Oh really? I thought she was like a month or two!

I will end the agony and leave you with a topic that’s close to my heart.

stigmund never fed the fish

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