Messages Of A Textually Explicit Nature V

CURRENTLY IN MY MOBILE PHONE INBOX:

I have what I hope is your scarf.

TV3 News headline: A cinnamon bun that looks like Mother Teresa is stolen.

Sorry, thought I was interrupting.

It is OK to hang out whenever you want.

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. Hear that? you say. That’s dynamite, baby.

Note to self: cut meat quietly.

I look forward to reading it you scandalous and disloyal scamp.

Paris would we? Colombian are they! Well fine! Enjoy the stink of cheese and the all-permeating air of surrender!

D’oh! I have forgotten how to study.

Happy birthday Stigmund. This time three years ago we had no apartment, we were broke, freezing… I’d do anything to relive those days.

I’ll carry that advice to my grave. My watery grave. Under the sea.

Yo. Did you see my scarf?

stigmund – Wondering Where It All Went Wrong

6 Responses to “Messages Of A Textually Explicit Nature V”

  1. […] Us furiousthinkers tend to be a laid back bunch. We write about text messages, how we secretly want to be pimps or whether or not it is ok for dashing young men to ask us out on a date. Of course, some of us are crazy law breakers who should be put behind bars before they kills us all. But for the most part, we take it easy. […]

  2. Babette says:

    Let me take this pause as an invitation to tell you I love your new “about this site”. It reminds me of that old Streisand song.

  3. bonzo says:

    Blog, damn you. Blog.

    What an idiot.

  4. O.G says:

    every day I come onto your site hoping for fresh Stig-related inspiration and every day the part of me that is filled with hope dies a little more.

    for crying out loud Stig, even I have updated more recently than you.

    O.G hoping ridicule will suffice in the absence of encouragement

  5. Marty McFly says:

    Hell, i don’t even half a blog and I update more often than you. Get it together. Sheesh.

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